OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
thought I’d try this out
I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr.
in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likable characters is actually super considerate and cool
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
its hard finding that one person that will stick around no matter how fucked up of a person you are, i think the only thing im good at is pushing people away.
American greasers hang out in the park. The greaser subculture began in the 1950s with the advent of rock and roll and was comprised largely of rebellious, working-class youths obsessed with hot rods and music. The name greaser came from their greased-back hairstyle, which involved combing back hair with wax, tonics or pomade.
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
There is a barista at Caribou named Josie, and every time I see her, I always tell her that she reminds me of Blink-182. Well today, I said that usual phrase, and she ran out to her car and fetched me this “defaced” dollar bill. She said six or seven years ago she had gotten it as change, and she considered her lucky dollar. She have it to me because “This world is such an ugly place, but you’re so beautiful to me.” And I just think that is so special.
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
sometimes i look at myself in the mirror and i’m like why does it look like i haven’t slept all semester? and then i remember that it’s because i haven’t slept all semester