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edwardspoonhands:

Am I the only one who’s soul is like, “…maybe eat some Doritos?” My soul doesn’t seem to scream out for things…or possibly it is speaking a language I don’t know…

edwardspoonhands:

Am I the only one who’s soul is like, “…maybe eat some Doritos?” My soul doesn’t seem to scream out for things…or possibly it is speaking a language I don’t know…

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

winchesterangstclub:

►Even at the life threatening body temperature of 107°F, Sam manages to dial his big brother’s number before collapsing on the floor◄

fahbulus:

shouldnt:

that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans

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marge wants the d

starprincc:

STARK EXPO: Howard’s V.S. Tony’s version

twinking:

twinking:

is it just me or does these pics from toddlers & tiaras look creepy as fuck

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American Horror Story: Toddlers and Tiaras

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disneyfoodtravel:

TOKYO DISNEY IS TRYING TO KILL ME

sunshinesongbird:

"It’s just a movie don’t cry"
*cuts off foot*
“it’s just your foot don’t cry”

pre-medprep:

Always reblog. Always always.

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something