Am I the only one who’s soul is like, “…maybe eat some Doritos?” My soul doesn’t seem to scream out for things…or possibly it is speaking a language I don’t know…
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
►Even at the life threatening body temperature of 107°F, Sam manages to dial his big brother’s number before collapsing on the floor◄
that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans
marge wants the d
STARK EXPO: Howard’s V.S. Tony’s version
is it just me or does these pics from toddlers & tiaras look creepy as fuck
American Horror Story: Toddlers and Tiaras
TOKYO DISNEY IS TRYING TO KILL ME
"It’s just a movie don’t cry"
*cuts off foot*
“it’s just your foot don’t cry”
Always reblog. Always always.
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something