I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65
if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people
today was my last day in my creative writing class and my teacher gave everybody a piece of paper to write down a contract and to put it in our wallets. she said she did the same thing when she was younger and every now and then she’d brush by it and remember that she wanted to write. everybody took time to write out what they wanted and I just sat at the back of the class, sitting on the windowsill and I knew there was only one thing to write but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. at the end of the class after everybody left, I went to thank her for the year, and she told me that people should be reading my words for a long time, but they won’t be able to do that if I’m not around to write them. I showed her the blank piece of paper, and she said it was okay not to write anything, and then I wrote this. I learned the power of words in that class, I learned it was okay to vomit up half a dozen notebooks stained with blood and exploded pens because it means you have something to say.
steph you’re all over my dash
literally posted this 2.5 seconds ago wow
this is so amazing
"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
i will never accept how under appreciated megamind is
it is a movie about a villain who succeeds in killing the hero
It also has a “nice guy” and the girl is not demonized for not liking him
he even becomes the actual villain
and his minion is a fish in a gorilla suitwhat more could you want
Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this
*pssssssst* it’s called a pegasister
its so funny how many people will try to make sure girls call themselves pegasisters as to not feel less masculine even on a joke post that involves call of duty.
this happens every five minutes i swear
troye sivan + hearing people wrong
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
I still die laughing everytime I see this scene
Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep
EATS FALLS ASLEEP
Louis in One Direction: Who We Are, Our Autobiography
The most hardcore handshake of all time.